1. lordfarquaadraticformula:

    Such Small Hands -La Dispute

    (via be-concerned)

  2. darmani:

    thatkilljoy:

    chromeofficial:

    nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

    how old are you

    "thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

    (via octodadofficial)

  3. allwaswell-759:

    So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.

    (via be-concerned)

  4. jesusdoesyoga:

    Calm the fuck down brendon

    (Source: beefaloh, via octodadofficial)

  5. penandpage:

    itssexualhour:

    so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

    (via octodadofficial)

  6. deliideli:

    barakat1818:

    ayyyyytyler:

    baimbie:

    dahwsie:

    sparkhy:

    sleep-for-days:

    vinnysgotswagg:

    ifyoufeelthatway:

    tkaaay:

    bigtimecrushonsomeone:

    30rockasaurus:

    fuckyeaaaah-xx:

    iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

    jforjoelle:

    last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

    nothing to lose. :))

    Let’s hope

    Why not? :)

    *crossing fingers*

    pretty much^^^^

    i got nothing to lose. (:

    Last time i did this my wish came true.

    Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

    please work omg

    looks fun lol

    please 

    IT SERIOUSLY WORKED

    Well, i got nothing to lose, might as well try it

    This shall be interesting😌

    (via octodadofficial)

    travelingwithamadman:

    this fucked me up

    (Source: victoryandjustice, via octodadofficial)

    • fake gamer girl:   i love zelda she's so cool
    • me:   zelda is the name of the guy
  7. flansjohnburgh:

    yesterday was nine years ago

    just let that sink in

    (via octodadofficial)

  8. run

    (Source: elisabethcollins, via cybermayne)

  9. twentyonesuicides:

    thought I’d help out…

    (via twentyonetrees)

  10. 9gag:

    So which category did you fall under?

  11. awkwofangirl:

    mootiness:

    firony:

    bombprince:

    melonlordn:

    ieatgokudera:

    EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

    How eyeronic

    get off my post

    You don’t have to lash out

    these puns are far too cornea

    why did you pupils do this too me?

    (via beautifully-madd)

  12. tastefullyoffensive:

    The Chamber of Wonder [buttersafe]